Chicago Boyz

                 
 
 
What Are Chicago Boyz Readers Reading?
 

 
  •   Enter your email to be notified of new posts:
  •   Problem? Question?
  •   Contact Authors:

  • CB Twitter Feed
  • Blog Posts (RSS 2.0)
  • Blog Posts (Atom 0.3)
  • Incoming Links

  • Recent Comments

    • Loading...

  • Authors

  • Notable Discussions

  • Recent Posts

  • Blogroll

  • Categories

  • Archives

    • «
    »

    New! – Your March Haiku Madness

    Posted by Jonathan on March 1st, 2011 (All posts by )

    One pair in four, fits
    Buying pants at the Costco
    Not a bad outcome
     
     
     
    Latest blog software
    Works great until it blows up
    Hey, it’s open-source
     
     
     
    Steering wheel busted
    Dealer wants five hundred bucks
    eBay is your friend
     
     
     
    With fancy cell phone
    Like a supercomputer
    You still can’t get laid
     
     
     
    On teh Internets
    Ten percent of commenters
    Have psych health issues
     
     
     
    New food sensation
    It’s microwave falafel!
    Um, thanks but I’ll pass

    —-

    Feel free to add your own contributions in the comments.

     

    This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 1st, 2011 at 5:29 am and is filed under Humor, Poetry. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

    10 Responses to “New! – Your March Haiku Madness”

    1. Tatyana Says:
      March 1st, 2011 at 9:48 am

      Goodness how sad (c)

    2. Gene Redlin Says:
      March 1st, 2011 at 10:02 am

      Excellent work

    3. Dan from Madison Says:
      March 1st, 2011 at 1:19 pm

      Its still winter here
      Business next week – Orlando
      Dinners al fresco

    4. Lexington Green Says:
      March 1st, 2011 at 1:59 pm

      supercomputer?
      Fancy phone schmancy phone! Feh.
      You must go outside

    5. Robert Says:
      March 1st, 2011 at 3:08 pm

      I am doing a 10 haiku challenge for the month of march myself. I will be writing 10 haiku and posting the best one everyday on the link under my name. Anyone who visits the page can vote for their favorite haiku. The best ones of the month will be printed in an Anthology. All the proceeds will be going to the charity “Room to Read”. It is a fun project. Lets see if I can leave you with a good Haiku:

      I Can’t Seem to Quit
      This Internet Addiction.
      Seven Hours Straight.

      I should really go do something else like laundry or the dishes or play with the dog before she pees on the carpet. Oh well. Keep writing those haiku.

    6. LS Says:
      March 1st, 2011 at 3:46 pm

      Curse you, Scott Walker!
      Union’s strongest argument?
      “You’re worse than Hitler.”

    7. Carl from Chicago Says:
      March 1st, 2011 at 10:16 pm

      My day three kinds of meetings
      projects that are ill managed,
      ill executed, or bad ideas

    8. John O. Says:
      March 1st, 2011 at 11:57 pm

      The Smurf repeated,
      “I’m not a gnome” until it
      was blue in the face.

      Mouse was insulted
      when told it looked like something
      that the cat dragged in.

      The fisherman got
      a real charge out of catching
      an electric eel.

      The vet determined
      that the sneezing kitten was
      allergic to cats.

    9. Richard Sandlar Says:
      March 2nd, 2011 at 12:39 am

      Silent and nice post.

    10. Dan from Madison Says:
      March 3rd, 2011 at 5:59 pm

      New laptop today
      Three hundred and twenty five
      Amazon’s cheapest

    «
    »