New! – Your March Haiku Madness
Posted by Jonathan on March 1st, 2011 (All posts by Jonathan)
One pair in four, fits
Buying pants at the Costco
Not a bad outcome
Latest blog software
Works great until it blows up
Hey, it’s open-source
Steering wheel busted
Dealer wants five hundred bucks
eBay is your friend
With fancy cell phone
Like a supercomputer
You still can’t get laid
On teh Internets
Ten percent of commenters
Have psych health issues
New food sensation
It’s microwave falafel!
Um, thanks but I’ll pass
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Feel free to add your own contributions in the comments.
March 1st, 2011 at 9:48 am
Goodness how sad (c)
March 1st, 2011 at 10:02 am
Excellent work
March 1st, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Its still winter here
Business next week – Orlando
Dinners al fresco
March 1st, 2011 at 1:59 pm
supercomputer?
Fancy phone schmancy phone! Feh.
You must go outside
March 1st, 2011 at 3:08 pm
I am doing a 10 haiku challenge for the month of march myself. I will be writing 10 haiku and posting the best one everyday on the link under my name. Anyone who visits the page can vote for their favorite haiku. The best ones of the month will be printed in an Anthology. All the proceeds will be going to the charity “Room to Read”. It is a fun project. Lets see if I can leave you with a good Haiku:
I Can’t Seem to Quit
This Internet Addiction.
Seven Hours Straight.
I should really go do something else like laundry or the dishes or play with the dog before she pees on the carpet. Oh well. Keep writing those haiku.
March 1st, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Curse you, Scott Walker!
Union’s strongest argument?
“You’re worse than Hitler.”
March 1st, 2011 at 10:16 pm
My day three kinds of meetings
projects that are ill managed,
ill executed, or bad ideas
March 1st, 2011 at 11:57 pm
The Smurf repeated,
“I’m not a gnome” until it
was blue in the face.
Mouse was insulted
when told it looked like something
that the cat dragged in.
The fisherman got
a real charge out of catching
an electric eel.
The vet determined
that the sneezing kitten was
allergic to cats.
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:39 am
Silent and nice post.
March 3rd, 2011 at 5:59 pm
New laptop today
Three hundred and twenty five
Amazon’s cheapest