Subject: Warning, Tsunami
From: “Tsunami Centre” [email address]
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL WARNING!utkdj kbhq ftnwkn
A huge 300 ft. high ocean wave is
moving towards your continent.
Your and many other cities are in a real danger.
Approximate
wave moving speed is 700 km/h.zptoy wlwa
tboxjpPlease read more about this catastrophe here: [bogus tsunami website]
We are strongly urging you to evacuate yourself and your family as soon as
possible,
even though you may live far away from your city.
The tsunami will reach the
continent in approximately FOUR hours.hfitt ueic
wowkltYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Dude, give it a break. The election’s over.
UPDATE: OK, I see what’s going on. The website listed was not, as it first appeared to be, an Australian govt tsunami-warning website. I assume it’s a popup/spyware deal. Apologies to anyone who visited it and had problems.
Sacre Bleu! A Tsunami is headed for me? Run for the hills…
Yes, it’s headed for you, it’s headed for me, it’s headed for Nebraska. We are all going to die. Unless, that is, we are saved by Jay Manifold and his new Counter-Tsunami Asteroid Inverse Giant Wave Generator(TM).