New! – Your February Festival o’ Haikus

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Your cat video
The new viral sensation
You won’t make a dime

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Weird Asian Tweeters
Hawking Hello Kitty junk
What’s that all about?

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James Bond, poor fellow
Grounded by an std
Not like the old days

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Florida drivers
Slowing to forty uphill
Land torpedo time

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For Valentine’s Day
Don’t be beta supplicant
Make her buy dinner

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