New! – Your February Festival o’ Haikus

Your cat video
The new viral sensation
You won’t make a dime

Weird Asian Tweeters
Hawking Hello Kitty junk
What’s that all about?

James Bond, poor fellow
Grounded by an std
Not like the old days

Florida drivers
Slowing to forty uphill
Land torpedo time

For Valentine’s Day
Don’t be beta supplicant
Make her buy dinner


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