New! – Your Mildly Anxious Pre-Election Tech-Grouch Haikus
Posted by Jonathan on November 5th, 2018 (All posts by Jonathan)
Elections coming.
Bad or worse – not good or bad –
Is the real question.
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New Google inbox
Maximizes confusion.
But, Google knows best.
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Social media:
People at each other’s throats
Over little things.
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That damned noise again. . .
Some app, can’t ID which one.
This is the future?
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(Feel free to add your contributions in the comments.)
November 5th, 2018 at 9:13 pm
On the day after,
Facebook still won’t be peaceful–
Gloating or screaming
November 6th, 2018 at 9:00 am
Achieved inner peace:
Got rid of Facebook, Twitter.
Liking life off grid …
November 6th, 2018 at 10:10 am
Vote! It’s important!
But if you vote the wrong way,
You’re worse than Hitler.
November 6th, 2018 at 10:13 am
Google says Go Vote.
I just want to find something.
Stop spying on me.
November 6th, 2018 at 4:34 pm
Genevieve Bujold
Earthquake. In SENSURROUND! Sexy,
young, skinny … . Memories!
November 6th, 2018 at 4:51 pm
The referendum
Asked us to legalize pot
Crappy idea
November 7th, 2018 at 1:38 am
Election’s over
Wailing and grinding of teeth
Go on nonetheless
November 7th, 2018 at 8:12 am
If your happiness
Depends on an election
You should get out more.
November 7th, 2018 at 9:19 pm
Election is over
Still, Dem Hóng Wèibīng harass
Riders at subway station