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    New! – Your Mildly Anxious Pre-Election Tech-Grouch Haikus

    Posted by Jonathan on November 5th, 2018 (All posts by )

    Elections coming.
    Bad or worse – not good or bad –
    Is the real question.

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    New Google inbox
    Maximizes confusion.
    But, Google knows best.

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    Social media:
    People at each other’s throats
    Over little things.

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    That damned noise again. . .
    Some app, can’t ID which one.
    This is the future?

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    (Feel free to add your contributions in the comments.)
     

     

    This entry was posted on Monday, November 5th, 2018 at 8:14 pm and is filed under Poetry, Politics, Society, Tech. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

    9 Responses to “New! – Your Mildly Anxious Pre-Election Tech-Grouch Haikus”

    1. James the lesser Says:
      November 5th, 2018 at 9:13 pm

      On the day after,
      Facebook still won’t be peaceful–
      Gloating or screaming

    2. Billy-Bob Bullbaster Says:
      November 6th, 2018 at 9:00 am

      Achieved inner peace:
      Got rid of Facebook, Twitter.
      Liking life off grid …

    3. Brian Says:
      November 6th, 2018 at 10:10 am

      Vote! It’s important!
      But if you vote the wrong way,
      You’re worse than Hitler.

    4. Brian Says:
      November 6th, 2018 at 10:13 am

      Google says Go Vote.
      I just want to find something.
      Stop spying on me.

    5. I Miss the Seventies Says:
      November 6th, 2018 at 4:34 pm

      Genevieve Bujold
      Earthquake. In SENSURROUND! Sexy,
      young, skinny … . Memories!

    6. Grurray Says:
      November 6th, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      The referendum
      Asked us to legalize pot
      Crappy idea

    7. Michael J. Lotus Says:
      November 7th, 2018 at 1:38 am

      Election’s over
      Wailing and grinding of teeth
      Go on nonetheless

    8. Brian Says:
      November 7th, 2018 at 8:12 am

      If your happiness
      Depends on an election
      You should get out more.

    9. Tatyana Says:
      November 7th, 2018 at 9:19 pm

      Election is over
      Still, Dem Hóng Wèibīng harass
      Riders at subway station

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