Do You Have Any Cheese At All?

During a recent conversation with a csr from a vendor of mine, things began to get a bit heated.  I had several promises broken to me by the vendor.  They had not sent the stuff to me, and as a result my customer was getting pissed.  I was in danger of losing the entire job, and a customer to boot.  Bad.

I started to try to come up with solutions for the company, since they had none.  Here is an abbreviated version of the conversation.

Me:  Can you sub the item?

CSR:  No.

Me:  When are they expected to be in?

CSR:  Hopefully within a week.

Me:  Unacceptable.  How about looking at other distributors to see if they have some?

CSR:  Can’t do it.

Me:  Come on!  How about giving me a better model for the same price?

CSR:  No can do.

Me:  I need a solution to this problem – pass me up the chain of command.

CSR Manager:  Can I help you?

Me:  Does your company have any cheese at all?

Score!

Yahoo! News/AP: “American Yoichiro Nambu of the University of Chicago won half of the prize for the discovery of a mechanism called spontaneous broken symmetry in subatomic physics.”

We are great and we are grand … we make bombs beneath our stands!

UPDATE: UofC news office release.

“Keeping the Machinery of Civilization Going”

Good point about how people aren’t routinely taught how things work. This is as true for important principles of business and finance as it is for plumbing. If more people had basic knowledge about this stuff it would be difficult for politicians and media to scapegoat markets, or valuable market tools such as derivatives, for problems caused by institutional management failures and corruption.