Month: September 2014

Time to say the words
That all women yearn to hear:
Make me a sandwich

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Wasted three-fifty
On crummy Chinese loofa
Caveat emptor

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New taste sensation!
Herring poached in Mountain Dew
Hey, where you going?

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Learned something today
Schools don’t teach cursive writing
Man do I feel old

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My dog has no nose
Where have we heard this before?
Conspiracy talk

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Waiting-room TV
Like Harrison Bergeron
Can’t think for the noise

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The dreaded message:
“Windows can’t stop your device”
Time to pull the plug

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