A Smile or Two

Entertainment on a lazy summer weekend: Harry apologizes for the crusades; since he posts today, he did not “fall into a pit full of spikes” and “die miserably, howling like an animal.” BlameBush sees Bush as issuing a pre-emptive strike on Hilary:

Hundreds of breathtakingly beautiful homes destroyed by landslides, which were caused by excessive rains, which were caused by global warming, which is a direct result of Bush’s refusal to sign Kyoto. A score of big money donors to the DNC are now homeless, and on the eve of a Hollywood fundraiser for Hillary, no less.

Manalo has found a picture of Lagerfeld before he sold his soul. And the Crack Young Staff of the Hatemonger’s Quarterly have hired a clairvoyant; this “Rent-a-Prophet” projects “Unfortunate Statements Soon To Be Stated by Stately Howard Dean.” Chris Muir figures Amnesty International’s aim is to get “close enough for government work.”(10) And notes that Dean may be afraid Rove is going to take away his “medical stash” (9). (The link is always to newest but calendar at the bottom gives access to previous ones.)
ScrappleFace’s wit is deepened as he talk of duty to the press. And Iowahawk asks for prayers & thoughts.

Libertarian Immigration

Hmmmm, perhaps sufficiently ruthless Libertarians should support unfettered immigration.

From 2Blowhards:


Immigration is a huge, huge mess. Here, public institutions — libraries, schools, etc. — are being duplicated by a parallel set of private institutions. Private libraries. Private security. Private schools. Gated communities with private roads. The list of once-public-now-private is endless. Replacing public with private is, essentially, the only recourse people have when their collective will is ignored. Because of uncontrolled immigration, citizens vote with their feet, leaving public institutions. And with their pocketbooks. It won’t be long when citizens “defund” so-called “public” institutions, and in doing so, diminish the reach of government.

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