Hazards of Find & Replace

Some rather strange lines in a version of Tolstoy’s War and Peace which was published for the Barnes & Noble device known as the Nook:

At the rare moments when the old fire did Nook in her handsome, fully developed body she was even more attractive than in former days.

Captain Tushin, having given orders to his company, sent a soldier to find a dressing station or a doctor for the cadet, and sat down by a bonfire the soldiers had Nookd on the road.

Probable explanation here

Pretty funny. Also a useful reminder that computers, despite all their usefulness and power, are dumb and clumsy beasts, and when not properly supervised can do things considerably more harmful than messing up some passages from Tolstoy.

(via Five Feet of Fury)

Inky Characters & Their Home in Deep Structure

We are drawn into narrative because of plot our mind wonders what will happen and because of character our heart feels empathy, sympathy. In The Mind and its Stories: Narrative Universals and Human Emotion Patrick Colm Hogan uses the Sanskrit “rasa” as feeling evoked by “ink” people (Jonathan Gottschall’s term). Sanskrit “bhava” approximates emotions ones evoked in our world. But, Hogan contrasts the love he feels for a character in a play with the love for his wife. “Rasa”, here, is a form of love not sadness or pride. But that “inky” world lives: “the characters experience the bhavas, such as love and sorrow, while the readers/spectators experience the rasas, such as the erotic and the pathetic.” Of course, the definition works for us because we had the concept – our tenses hint at this universal experience: Shakespeare wrote Hamlet but Hamlet feels angst, we feel him feeling angst.

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Everglades Sunrise Landscape

Morning rain showers pass over a lily-covered pond on the Anhinga Trail in Taylor Slough, Everglades National Park, Florida. (© 2012 Jonathan Gewirtz / jonathan@gewirtz.net)

 
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Just Because I Like It

If you’re American, you surely know the song “Oh My Darling, Clementine.”

Here’s an interesting new version: Pretty Clementine (also called “Wishing Well”), by Nicolette Good.

Lyrics here

History of the original song, with some alternate lyrics you may not know, at Wikipedia.

“The life of a ‘booth babe’…”

Ha, ha, ha.

So, for the young ladies involved, how is this different than going to a club, except that 1) they get paid to do it, 2) it’s quieter and 3) all things considered, they probably meet a better class of men? It’s true that there is less dancing at trade shows and the guys aren’t buying the women drinks, but the point stands.

(Via Instapundit and Flares into Darkness.)